The French are responsible for many splendid inventions: the bicycle, photography, cinema, the hot-air balloon, the little black dress and the baguette to name but...
One of the things that everyone and his mother knows is that French people love to have affairs. Absolutely love it, like elephants-love-cream-buns love it....
I've been mumming in France for five years now and, in spite of all my British training (Peppa Pig-enforced viewing and Percy Pig-enforced eating), my...