5 situations where ‘la bise’ is awkward as hell
You are an expat from a country where affection is shown by tight-lipped smiles, drunken hugs ("You're my best pal!) and a kiss to your...
You are an expat from a countr...
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26 things that happen every summer in France
1. Everything closes in August. As a newbie you might ask, "Pourquoi?" and have the reply, "Because it's August." Try countering this with the observation...
1. Everything closes in August...
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10 things not to do in Paris on Valentine’s Day
Paris is one the world's great romantic destinations which is why many people choose to spend Valentine’s Day here. But February isn't necessarily the best...
Paris is one the world's great...
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French terms of endearments, in order of weirdness
"Sweetheart", "darling", "honey" - these are common English terms of endearment we use with our nearest and dearest. Naturally the French have their own versions....
"Sweetheart", "darling", "hone...
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7 things French parents say to their children
Whether you speak French at home or hear it in the park and in the playground, there are certain expressions you hear French parents use...
Whether you speak French at ho...
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French supermarkets as seen by a British person
Oh look, the cheap, factory produced baguettes are exactly the same as the cheap, factory produced baguettes you get in Britain. WTF is "rape"...
Oh look, the cheap, factory...
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The 37 stages of driving to the south of France with your family
1. Set off early to beat the traffic. The three kids are in the back with comics and doudous. You have an iPad with films...
1. Set off early to beat the t...
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8 things no one tells you about being pregnant in France
Being pregnant is a special time in a woman's life, full of excitement, joy and hope. But it can also be a period of anxiety...
Being pregnant is a special t...
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9 ways French weddings will surprise you
Wedding season is upon us so you may be clutching your faire-part ready to head off to your first French wedding. I'm a bit of...
Wedding season is upon us so y...
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